WTF?

Kelly, I'd give myself the FUNNY OR DIE card over this, but I think no matter what I do and no matter how I express myself or try to be funny on this one, I'm doomed. What is this on your show? Predator week? Of course I count your hubby out. While David, Jim, and Robert have some shares, there are 3 main shares that I focus on that are all local except for Jim. What is going on Kelly? I am being very down to earth and real with myself on this. In directing any conversation to the actual guys, it could or couldn't count. I already feel outnumbered with the locals and would feel more outnumbered with the matrix capitalism. They aren't the only predators but they are a few of the bigger problems that you are getting some close ups of. Like I said, no matter what I say, I'm doomed. Dangerous games dangerous games dangerous games.

Thoughts in my head and how I look at this situation:
(some oldies that have already been said)



I know this song can be very very sexy and has intentional dark sarcasm BUT



And this, come on guys, admit it: The only way to define this relationship is as a STALKER one. You don't have to say or confess any love, but you can at least admit you guys ARE STALKERS



AND



With you guys all on the same week and same show, I definitely feel: what is going on? I think it is creepy. You have succeeded in making me feel like my life is in danger. In this time, I admit, I don't feel as tough as I usually do. I'm not going to be singing along with Travis Tritt, "10 feet tall and bullet proof," (I really do think that way often though)
You are more violently and physically superior.
Bertha has left the building:



I'm hearing you; I'm hearing you. At this point in time, I am anorexic to the literal Kanye and am remaining negligent to his current drama. I can't put up with any of his Prince fits either, but with just the lyrics, I hear you loud and clear:



Kelly, I'm not sure what to think of you. You could either perceive me as Pamela Anderson in wanting to pursuade me to stay watching the show, or you may be trying to run me off as well. I don't know what your intentions are of keeping me informed of some of the predators. I feel the need to stay informed. Because of how Jim comes off, he is the type of enemy that you just don't have to keep that close. He knows who he is. The other guys? Maybe you want curiousity to kill the cat or purposefully doom me. Keeping my eyes opened. How could I be any more damned than I am now?